Too many open tabs and terrible at resource management.
A man walks into a bar.
He opens a tab, buys a few drinks, pays, then leaves.
The next day, he opens a tab, buys drinks, pays, leaves.
This goes on routinely, day by day.
On the fourth week of opening tabs and buying drinks, his browser crashed.
An Ethical Objectivist, a Relativist, and a Nihilist walk into a bar...
The Ethical Objectivist orders water, the Relativist orders a glass of wine and the Nihilist steals a beer. The Ethical Objectivist is appalled at the Nihilist, and is upset the two are drinking. The Relativist says, “Don’t worry. You aren’t guilty by association.” The Nihilist shrugs and says, “I w...
So a rhino walks into a bar...
and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation.
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