A contractor offered his client a choice of table tops made of various rock types.
Contractor: Here we’ve got some limestone. It’ll really bring the room together, man.
Client: I’m not too sure about that. It doesn’t wow me all that much.
Contractor: Well, I’ve got marble here. It’s pretty unique and could give you that one of a kind look you’re wanting.
Clien...
A husband walks in and sees his beautiful, young blonde wife
A husband walks in and sees his beautiful, young blonde wife sitting at a table with a box and all its contents scattered about on the table top. She has a puzzled, frustrated expression on her face as she moves the pieces around.
He asks... "Honey, what are you doing?". To which she replies...
An old man lay on his death bed upstairs when he caught a wiff
An old man lay dying in bed upstairs in his room when he thought he caught a wiff of his wife's chocolate chip cookies wafting through the air.
Man, he thought to himself, if I could have just one more of my wife's cookies I could die a happy man.
As he lay there thinking about the s...
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