A bear walks into a 7/11 He gets a 12 pack and walks up to the clerk and says "I'll take these."
The clerk is stunned, so he heads to the back to speak with the owner. "Hey boss" he says, "there's a bear asking for a beer." The owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then sell it to him, but charge him double. Bears don't know the price of beer." So the clerk heads back out front and sell...
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How do you kill a blue Elephant?
With a blue elephant gun obviously.
*How do you kill a red elephant?*
You choke it til it turns blue then use a blue elephant gun.
*How do you kill a green elephant?*
You tickle it til it turns red then choke it til it turns blue then use a blue elephant gun.