The head of an organized crime syndicate realized his accountant had been skimming money from him for years.
Unfortunately the accountant only spoke Russian. So the boss hired a Russian interpreter and busted into the accountantâs home.
He tells to the interpreter, âtell him I want to know where my money is, AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!!â The interpreter conveys the message in Russian and the acco...
Three crocheted dolls
Herb was tidying up the attic when he came across a box that he didnât recognise.
He opened it up and found three crocheted dolls in it, lying on what looks like several hundred dollars of cash in small bills.
He takes the box down and asks Ruby, his wife of 47 years, whether she knows...
Billy's birthday gift
Little Billy just turned 8. His parents went all out for the party. They rented a bounce house. The cake was three layers. They even hired the best clown in the state. All of Billy's friends from school were there, even some of the older cool kids made it. At the end of the party, when everyone left...
Dave went to the store for a box of mothballs. His closet was infested with moths and he needed a solution.
The next day, Dave returned to buy five more boxes.
âWerenât you just here yesterday to buy a box of mothballs?â the store clerk asked.
âYes, but I used up that box already. Those suckers are hard to hit when they start moving!â
Give a man a fish and heâll eat for a day.
Give a man a loot box that MIGHT contain a fish and youâll get paid FOREVERRR!!
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