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Pope in limousine

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Without much of a choice, the chauffeur climbed in the back of the limo and the Pope took the wheel.
After gleefully acc...

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A man owned a small ranch in Montana,

One day the labor department got a tip he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees so they sent an investigator to find out what’s going on.

“Please tell me how many employees you have and how much you pay them”, the investigator asked the rancher.

The rancher replied, “my ranch ...

Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.

His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn't believe her son got 90 in history.

After taking a closer look at the marks, she found that the handwriting style of the 9 and the 0 are different.

"Johnny, you are so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to yo...

There once was a woman named 90.

She was apart of a family that had 100 children so her mother named the children the numbers 1-100. One day, a freak accident killed all of the family but 90. She grew up and had 2 children. The 2 kids found a dog and wanted to keep it but 90 doesn’t like dogs. To work around this, the kids named th...

A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue ligh...

If you’re cold you should stand in the corner.

It’s usually about 90 degrees

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The average man has sex about 90 times a year.

My next three weeks will be epic!

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Do you believe in ghosts?

So it's the first day of the parapsychology class. The teacher asks, "How many of you believe in ghosts?"

All of the students raise their hands.

"And how many of you have ever seen a ghost?"

About 90% of the students raise their hands.

"And how many of you have ever touch...

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