I once dreamt of having a fight with chuck norris.
I woke up with a black eye and swollen face.
The United States, China and Russia are attending a military exercise competition
To see which army is the strongest, the United Nations placed three rabbits in three forests.the one spent least time and sent least soldiers wins. On day one, the U.S. Army go first. They spent half a day meeting to formulate a battle plan, strictly divide the labor, and then sent a hundred spe...
A guy meets his friend on the street
but his friend has a horribly swollen face, is missing teeth, has scratches on his arms, blood all over his shirt and he looks scared and disorientated. Of course his friend gets extremely worried and asks: "Are you all right?! What happened dude?" "I just buried my mother-in-law..." "So?"<...
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