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Sweet Shop Jokes

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15,000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

‘About 32,’ is the reply.’

‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes int...

My friend and I went to the ultimate brothel.

It was a huge place, and it claimed that it catered to every fantasy known to man.

"Man, I feel like a kid in a sweet shop," I said.

"I know what you mean, dude. What are you going to try out first?"

I said, "You heard."

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