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Sweet Nothing Jokes

I must have been dreaming when I was making out with my girlfriend and she was telling me sweet nothings about wanting to get me off.

When i woke up she was yelling at me to get off!

On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero”

Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.
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