I must have been dreaming when I was making out with my girlfriend and she was telling me sweet nothings about wanting to get me off.
When i woke up she was yelling at me to get off!
On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero”
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
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The art of sex [NSFW]
An English man, French man and Irish man are discussing the art of sex.
The English man says "after I have sex with my wife i kiss her neck, she rises two feet off the bed with pleasure"
The Frenchman says "well, after I make love to my wife I kiss her from head to toe, whispering sweet nothings t...
What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?
Sweet Nothings.
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