Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton.
Why does the Norwegians put sugar on their pillow?
To have sweet dreams!
Sweet dreams
My father used to tell me that to have a good night's sleep, he must insult dairy products, but he always felt it wasn't his place to yell at cheeses.
I never questioned him until one day I couldn't stand it anymore and asked him why he felt that way
He looked me in the eye and said: "...
What do you never tell your diabetic son?
Sweet dreams.
A diabetic kid died during the night.
His mother wished him "sweet dreams" before sleep.
Why do diabetics always have nightmares?
They can't have sweet dreams.
My diabetic friend had a serious emergency last night.
My bad.
I shouldn't have texted her "Goodnight, sweet dreams" before going to bed yesterday.
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A man is driving home one night and almost falls asleep while driving...
"God dammit," he thought, "I'll never be able to stay awake on the road, and I don't have money for a motel. I'm not gonna risk it, I'll just pull over to the side of the road and take a little nap."
He parks his car just outside of a park, and kicks his seat back. "I don't need much, maybe j...
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