All of a sudden he finds himself broken down and he's in the middle of nowhere. He pushes his car all the way to the nearest mechanic, takes him days. By the time he arrives he's sweating like a pig, exhausted, basically just barely alive. The mechanic takes the car to his workshop and gets the peng...
A man is sitting in the waiting room of a hospital.
He is visibly nervous. Can't stop biting his nails. He's sweating like a pig. Finally, a doctor comes to greet him.
"Your wife is doing okay, sir. Congratulations: you just became a father."
The man has never been so happy in his whole life. "Actually, sir" says the doctor, "there h...
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