I came across a guy changing his tire on the side of the road
So I stopped to help him, his lug nuts were on super tight, so we both pushed on the tire iron with our full weight, which was a mistake, you see, because i lost my balance, and fell hard, with an audible snap!
“Oh my God! My arm I broke my f-ing arm!”
“Which bone?” He asked me, as he ...
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A man is nervous about his second date...
...Because of a problem he's been having. Every time he looked at her on their first date he got a raging, obvious erection. He went to his best friend for advice before the second date.
"It's a simple solution, dude. Just grab some gauze and use it to wrap your dick to your leg. That way, th...
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