UPJOKE

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where’s mom and dad?"

She replied, "They're up in bed," so the little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma the same question. She replied with the same answer and the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play....

Women really know how to hold a grudge.

My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm, And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!

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1 in 10 men is gay

and 10 men in 1 man is super gay

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