UPJOKE

Super cheesy joke my dad told me over the holiday

Three ropes walk into a bar.
The first rope walks up to the bar and orders three drinks. The bartender gruffly says, "We don't serve your kind here!"
Walking back to his friends, the rope relays the news. The second rope says, "Let me give it a try."
Upon reaching the bar he's also quickly...

Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed?

I don't wanna be Obama self.


P.S. I know, it was super cheesy.

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