Farmers say that when all the cows are standing up in the field, it’s going to be rainy weather.
When all of the cows are sitting down, it’s going to be sunny weather.
What is the weather going to be if half the cows are standing and half are sitting?
Partly Cowdy.
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A Banjo enthusiasts joke
Johnny proudly drove his new VW Beetle convertible into town and had his shiny banjo nestling in the back seat. He had walked half way around the block from the parked car when he realised that the sunny weather had prompted him to leave the hood down... with his banjo in the back.
He ran all...
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