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Summer Weather Jokes

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The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops..

... Though, they do make me look a bit gay.

Okay, I thought this up on the way to work this morning and I'm like 40% sure it's original.

What did one patch of moss say to the other when asked what he thought of the summer weather?

He said: "I'm lichen it so far!"

Now you're allowed to laugh, if you'd like.

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