Sum Ting Wong Jokes - 4 Hilarious Sum Ting Wong Jokes

What did the Chinese couple call their black baby?

Sum Ting Wong

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How to speak Chinese

That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man........................................Dum Gai

Small horse....

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family problems

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
The Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents...
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' ...

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A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. "We're a little concerned about our son", the mother says...

..."He looks, well, caucasian!". The doctor has a look and agrees. " I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white". The parents nod. "By the way, what's his name?". The doctor asks. The father replies "Sum Ting Wong".

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