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Suicide Jumper Jokes

Who reads the fastest? ..... A suicide jumper....

Because he can finish 88 stories in 2 seconds flat.

Say what you want about suicide jumpers.

I think they used all of their potential.

Who are the best readers in the world?

Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Man walks into a bar on the roof of the Time Warner Center

After a few drinks he looks across at the second tower with awe, and notices a gentleman with black glasses doing the same. "Pretty cool, huh?" He says to him.

"Oh, you don't know the half of it...Did you know they specifically engineered these buildings to catch the wind and create an updraf...

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