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You're fat, and I'm not gonna sugar coat it...

Otherwise you might end up eating that too

When telling a fat man to lose weight you should not sugar coat it

Because he will eat that too

My boss at the cereal factory pulled me into his office...

“I like your recipes son, but I think we should make some changes.”

“Ok”, I said, “Like What?”

“Well, first I’d like to dip it in sucrose. Then, I’d like to dust it with dextrose -“

“Stop right there”, I said. “No need to sugar coat it.”

You should always be up front and direct when talking to obese people...

Because if you sugar coat it they'll probably just eat that too.

How did the doctor tell his patient he has diabetes?

He didn't sugar coat it

The Old Golfer"

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a
good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my l...

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