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I entered a pun contest this weekend

You had to submit your ten best puns to the judges and then theyโ€™d pick a winner. Since I love puns so much I figured I had a good chance of winning. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

My compilation of "Knock, knock" jokes.

*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Knock, knock.*

Knock, knock who?

*I am knocking.*

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*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Doctor.*

Doctor who?

*Correct.*

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*Knock, knock.*

Who's there?

*Woo.*

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Calculus

The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final. Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn't very well
liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how mu...

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