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Stupid Kid Jokes

Stupid kid

Kid asked his mom what is a million. Mom answered: "thousand thousands."
-Then what is thousand? kid asked.
"It is ten hundreds my boy."
-Uhmm... Hundred?
"Yeah, ten times ten..."
-But then what is 10?
"It is your IQ."

Stupid kid joke: Why was the sand at the beach wet?

Because the sea wee'd.

Correct Change

Two counterfeiters are making some fake bills. They've had a few drinks, so quality control is a little off. They accidentally make a whole stack of $15 bills.

"What the hell are we gonna do now? We wasted all this time and resources making these" one of them says.

"I know", ...

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My neighbor has a quarter with a couple of donkeys just down the street.

Never ridden one, thought I'd give it a try!

Turns out I'm pretty good at it, at least until some stupid kids came along and started chucking rocks at us. donkey didn't like it all and bucked me off.

I guess you could say I got stoned off my ass...

Had to go to work looking scruffy today...

My stupid kid didn't get any razorblades in his Halloween candy.

A teenager gets pulled over for speeding...

The cop says "License and Registration please."

As the teenager is grabbing it out of the glove compartment, the cop then says, "Ya know, I've been waiting for a stupid kid like you all day."

The teenager says, "Well officer, I got here as quick as I could."

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