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My wife: Instead of thinking about stupid jokes all day, why don’t you write a book instead?

Me: That’s…..a novel idea.

Can you stop making stupid jokes dad?

Dad: You're right. I should stop making stupid jokes. Look how you turned out.

I need a stupid joke about an animal, asap!

Help me make this girl at work smile. She loves stupid jokes about animals.

My girlfriend started lying to me because of all my bad jokes.

We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.

A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were only funny t...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no idear.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

Anyone who has any simple, stupid jokes like these please put them in the comments. :) I just started a new job and stupid little jokes are perfect for breaking the ice.

Did you Know that all the planets are named after Roman gods?

Except the Earth, the Earth is named after the stuff on the ground.

\-from a great source for stupid jokes the Norm McDonald Show.

I told my mom a joke today

She did not laugh. Instead she said, "Why do you tell stupid jokes when all you have to tell people to make them laugh is that you have a future?"

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A blonde was fed up with all the jokes being made about her...

A ventriloquist was at a local bar. With the dummy on his knee, he was going through his normal jokes, many of which included "Dumb Blonde" jokes. After many of these jokes, a blonde in the crowd stood up and started yelling at the ventriloquist. "I AM SO TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID JOKES MAKING FU...

A guy drives by a bridge and was stopped by a police...

Police: Congratulations sir! You are the millionth car to drive by this bridge since its opening. Here is your lucky reward of $10,000.

A reporter in stand-by rushed in to interview the lucky driver.

Reporter: Congratulations on your win! Can you tell me how do you feel now, and what w...

My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up, I bought her an identical one

She was livid. She said "this stupid jokes gets reposted almost everyday"

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen.


Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Good puns. Hooks. Help.

Im trying to find good puns. Basically saying something to another person
that is a little obscure to get his attention then a shitty pun to follow.
One I use is the kid born with out eye lids. The doctor had to use foreskin, it was a success except he is a little cock eyed.

Another n...

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