The smart guy goes into the interview room first and is met by three people on the panel.
The first one asks, “Who do you think the best soccer player in the world is?”
The smart guy replies, “Before it was Ronaldo but now it’s Messi.
The second interviewer asks, “When did the p...
I was walking with a stupid guy in a park near my house
I told him "Hey look at that beautiful forest over there! Isn't nature truly breathtaking, sometimes?"
He turns over to me and says: "Can't see it, there's these big trees on front blocking the view"
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.
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