UPJOKE

A stupid bar joke

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm he says, “I’ll have one for me and one for the road”.



Sorry if this is a repost I’m not on Reddit very much

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Wagerer

A guy walks into a bar, is seen by the bartender wandering from table to table, occasionally making them laugh, occasionally getting a scowl and pocketing a few dollars. Finally, he makes his way to the bar and sits down. "Whats all that about?" asks the barkeep

"Oh, I'm a professional wagere...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.