UPJOKE

My father is a stubborn man who hates to see change

So why in the Hell is he always asking me to pass the TV remote?

My dad rubs Elmers Glue on his hands like lotion before he goes hunting. I know, it's weird, and I've tried talking him out of it...

But he's sticking to his guns on this one. Stubborn man.

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