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Stubbed My Toe Jokes

I just stubbed my toe on the corner of the sofa...

...COUCH!!!!

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I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. "Mother fucker!"

My dad pops up, "Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a big orange head sitting alone in the corner.

He walks up to the barman and asks: "What's with that guy over there with the big orange head?"

The barman replies: "Buy him a drink and he might tell you his story"

So the man buys two drinks and walks over to the man with the big orange head sitting in the corner. He sits at his tabl...

The Big Orange Head Joke

A man walks into a bar. As he's ordering a beer, he happens to glance down towards the other end of the bar and see a man with a big orange head. As the bartender brings his beer, the man asks him, "What's with the guy with the big orange head?"

The bartender chuckles. "Yeah," he says, "That'...

Donald Trump is sitting at the bar (I changed the title, rest is the same)

Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy hi...

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