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Stroke Patient Jokes

Why was the stroke patient whose left side was paralysed sent home?

His report said that he was all-right.

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.

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I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault....

It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'.

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