A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer. "I'm here for the costume party," he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. "What are you supposed to be?" the bartender asks. "I'm a were...
Halloween Joke
This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he’s just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, “Dude, this is a Halloween party! You’re supposed to be wearing a costume?”
The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I’m a snail!”...
The Artemis mission is a success, two astronauts land on the moon.
The astronauts are exploring the surface and collecting samples. The mission is going well, but one of the astronauts notices something strange in the distance.
"Hey, what's that thing on the ground?" the astronaut points.
They cannot make out what it is, so the two astronauts approac...
A man is invited to a posh private golf course by his boss.
The place is great! They enjoy a round of golf and at the clubhouse the boss says "Get yourself a shower while I talk to my friends here; I'll see you in the restaurant." He goes in, turns left to the showers, and is just coming out of a stall when he hears female voices! He's in the *womens* s...
Stephen King's Sons
When Stephen King’s twin sons were born, he had a hard time coming up with names for them. Finally, after several hours of thinking, he managed to pull a couple out of the air.
“I’ll name the first son Joseph, after my great-grandfather.”“Fine, and what about the other one?” His wife asked....
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Cajun cock fight
The Sheriff down in Lafayette called Thibodeaux into his office. "We have reports of an illegal cock fighting ring here in the Parrish, go down there tonight and see what's going on." Said the Sheriff
So that evening Thibodeaux put on his street clothes and headed out to the location. He w...
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