Straights Jokes - 3 Hilarious Straights Jokes

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I'm 100% straight

So straight I don't even like touching my own dick to masturbate.

My friend Dave does it for me.

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If gays come out of the closet, where do straights come out of?

Compton

Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?

They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.

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