Say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."
Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.
The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance. No foot, no horse!”
The second horse says, “I’ll allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are th...
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