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Why are geckos natural-born story tellers?

Dropping a tail is in their nature.

Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.

Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!

Boy: Yes... grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too....and she’s the best cook & story teller in the whole world!

Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!

Boy: What problem?!

Dad: She happens to be my m...

There was this ancient story teller...

One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, "Whoever comes up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded."

Many tried but their solutions did not work until this Old Man said he had the solution.

He asked to tear down all the jails...

The story-teller was tired...

...yet the prince wanted to hear one last story before going to sleep. The poor storyteller couldn't defy his master's wish, so he began to tell him a story: "Once upon a time, there lived a rich man. He owned a pretty big farm, which was enough to satisfy the hunger of 13 entire cities. One day, a...

Why are dragons such good story tellers?

Because they have long tails

My Irish stepfather was a master story teller. He told the Wembley joke differently than what I've seen online.

Excuse me, is this Wembley?
No it's Thursday.
So am I let's have one.

He paid particular attention to the beat changes in this story. At the end of each line (the beat) he would change voices. Each line was a different voice/character. He told the story as if it was a fast paced con...

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