UPJOKE

“Can you please stop sending me Spam emails?”

“I’m a vegetarian.”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Your penis is so small..

That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.

After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...

...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bom...

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