UPJOKE

The world's richest man is dying...

The world's richest man is dying. He has made peace with that.

But what is bothering him so much is that no one in the afterlife will even know that he has amassed such a colossal personal fortune. On Earth, everyone knows he's a self-made man who built this huge fortune from scratch, but he...

Where does 007 invest his money?

Bonds. Stocks and bonds.

Someone at a BDSM convention asked me what investments he should make

I told them to invest in stocks and bonds

Her: What do you do?

Me: I'm into Stocks and Bonds.

Her: Wow, do you have a lot of clients?

Me: They prefer to be called Subs.

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