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Stitch Up Jokes

I was about to stitch up her wound, but she insisted she do it herself.

"Fine," i said. "Suture self."

I had a patient the other day who didn’t want to let me stitch up his laceration. I said fine...

Suture self

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Mulan got her period in the midst of a battle...

Mulan was fighting in a gruesome battle when all of a sudden her period came. The blood had soaked through her pants and there was no way she could hide it.

 

*Oh no what if my comrades find out I'm a woman? They aren't just gonna punish me, but my father and family too!* She ...

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