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Steve Rogers Jokes

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Steve Rogers: Bruce, aren't you worried about getting cancer from the Hulk's radiation?

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. *pulls out a horoscope* I'm already a Cancer.

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PS: I know, Bruce Banner is actually a Sagittarius. Don't @ me, bro.

(non-spoiler) Why could't Team Avengers sign Steve Rogers?

They didn't have enough cap space.

What is Steve Rogers' favorite cut of beef?

Cap meat

Why don't boats like it when Steve Rogers stares at them?

Cap's eyes

Captain America and Peggy Carter finally share a kiss...

Peggy Carter: "That was good."

Steve Rogers: "Your niece thought so too!"

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