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Staying Awake Jokes

People think staying awake all weekend is unhealthy

...but really, sleep is for the week

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Mary has trouble staying awake in Sunday School...

Mary has trouble staying awake in Sunday School, and she's sick of getting in trouble with the Sister who teaches it, so she gets her best friend to sit behind her in class and try to keep her from getting caught.

She attends class, and sure enough, 10 minutes in she's out cold at her desk. T...

I was having trouble staying awake at work but my coworker beat me to the last cup of coffee in the pot.

It's like they say: if you lose you snooze.

You know what sucks about being an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

You end up staying awake all night wondering if there is a dog

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