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Statistically Speaking Jokes

Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

Statistically speaking, 6 out 10 statistics are wrong.

Including this one.

Statistically speaking

9/11 Americans won't appreciate this joke.

Statistically speaking, the data I have collected indicates my dad jokes are quite funny...

I guess you can call it dada science...

I came up with a really great statistics joke, but no statistician wanted to hear it.

So I asked them why and they told me, statistically speaking, most of what you say is boring.

2 people I went to high school with recently got engaged...

...so statistically speaking one of those is gonna end in divorce

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A man walks into a restaurant that is known for great service

After he sits down he notices that all of the servers have a spoon in their pocket, so he calls over a waitress and asks her why.

"Statistically speaking the spoon is the most likely utensil to be dropped, since we have one on us it speeds up the process of getting them a new one," replies th...

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