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Statistically Speaking Jokes

Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people.

This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.

Statistically speaking, 6 out 10 statistics are wrong.

Including this one.

Statistically speaking

9/11 Americans won't appreciate this joke.

Statistically speaking, the data I have collected indicates my dad jokes are quite funny...

I guess you can call it dada science...

I came up with a really great statistics joke, but no statistician wanted to hear it.

So I asked them why and they told me, statistically speaking, most of what you say is boring.

2 people I went to high school with recently got engaged...

...so statistically speaking one of those is gonna end in divorce
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