UPJOKE

What starts with W, ends with T and has two letters in between.

Just stating the obvious.

My wife accused me of always stating the obvious.

I replied, "That's what you think."

My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.

Our son commented, "The rain is wet."
My friend laughed and said, "Wow, talk about stating the obvious!"
"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets i...

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