If you're having trouble starting conversations with girls on dating apps,
Try cocaine, it's usually a pretty reliable pick up line.
My wife has an odd way of starting conversations ...
She always begins by saying, "Hey, are you even listening?"
PSA for Women:
STOP STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"
MEN DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!
AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FIRST!
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