If you're having trouble starting conversations with girls on dating apps,

Try cocaine, it's usually a pretty reliable pick up line.

My wife has an odd way of starting conversations ...

She always begins by saying, "Hey, are you even listening?"

PSA for Women:

STOP STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"

MEN DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!

AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING FIRST!

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The woman’s name was Angie, a beautiful, red-haired woman with a smile so magnetic and radiant one couldn’t help but fall head-over-heels; the musician’s name was Zachary, a strapping, young lad with flowing, blonde hair and broad shoulders, just wide enough to give him a powerful physique yet not i...

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