Dave was starting a new job as a bus driver. He arrived at the bus depot and they told him he would be driving a bus with a "Sesame Street" advertisement on the side. He found this kind of amusing, and started his shift.
At the first stop, he picked up his first passenger. It was a fat woman....
A man was starting a new job and didn't want to be late. So he went to the clockmakers and asked to buy a Potato clock.
The clock maker was puzzled. "What's a Potato clock?"
The man replied "I don't know. I said to my wife that I didn't want to be late to work at 9 am, so she told me t...
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The Particular Gardener (OC)
A gardener was starting a new job on a beautiful property, its driveway lined with fir trees, peacocks roaming the grounds, and a beautiful water feature in the middle of the round drive-end in front of what could only be described as a mansion.
As he hopped out of his truck this rather elega...