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I'm starting a business to teach short people maths.

It's called, "Making The Little Things Count."

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I'm thinking of starting a business with focus on laxatives.

It just gets shit done.

I'm thinking about starting a business that recycles discarded chewing gum...

I just need help getting it off the ground.

I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site.

It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".

I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations.

It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"

I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing.

Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...

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