UPJOKE

I've just started a new business selling trampolines in Prague

Getting a lot of orders, but the Czechs keep bouncing.

I started a new business.

*Really? What business are you in?*

The dry-erase whiteboard business.

*And how’s business?*

Remarkable.

Hey, I started a new business!

“Hey, I started a new business!”

*”Really? What business are you in?”*

“We’ve been building a fleet of bakeries on wheels.”

*”And how’s business?”*

“The dough is just rolling in.”

I remember meeting a guy, before the days of the Internet, who wanted to try and start a new 'Joke Format' and I'm interested to see if it catches on.

It's like a 'knock knock' Joke in that you have a set-up line response sort of thing like this:

1. 'I started a new business'
2. 'Oh yeah? What business are you in'
1. 'The Rollercoaster business'
2. 'And how's business?'
1. 'it has its ups and downs'

Or

1. 'I s...

Vanilla Ice has started a new business teaching Microsoft Office to people’s parents.

Word to your mother.

I started a new business.....

I started a new business making landmines in the shape of prayer mats.

Prophets are going thru the roof

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