A man on his death bed was speaking with his wife.
"Helen," he said, "we've been through so much together. Do you remember when the shop burned down, and we lost everything of value we had in this world. We had to start over from nothing, but you were by my side."
His wife solemnly replied "I remember, dear."
"Helen," he continued, "wh...
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Three elderly men were relaxing on the beach in Florida.
One said “I owned a factory in New York state. One winter, the heat didn’t come on, the pipes froze and got water everywhere, and everything was ruined. I decided I was too old to start over, so I took the insurance money, sold the plac...
Why I’m single - a transcript of my first date with an ornithologist
Me: So, what do you do for a living? Ornithologist: Actually, I’m an ornithologist. Me: Oh, really? Knock, knock! Ornithologist (*smiling overbearingly*): Who’s there? Me: A woodpecker! And you call yourself an ornithologist? Ornithologist (*trying not to roll eyes*): Good o...
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Me and my friend have an amputee foot fetish.
I know, it's gross, but we can only cum on prosthetic legs. Anyway, our last three-way with an amputee, we both prematurely came on her real toes! I had to politely ask the girl, "Can we start over? I feel like we got off on the wrong foot."
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die and need to climb the staircase to heaven. There are a hundred steps, and on each step is a man with a joke. If you laugh at a joke you have to start over. The red head laughs at the 3rd step, and the brunette makes it to the 46th step and laughs. The blon...