What do you call a Russian Starbucks employee, who loves to dance?
Baristnikov
Excuse me, there's a large rat in your restroom.
Me: Excuse me, there's a large rat in your restroom.
Starbucks Employee: I'm sorry, what was that?
Me, leaning in: I said there's a large rat in your restroom.
Starbucks Employee: I'm sorry dear, I didn't quite get that.
People In the Store: *Look at me like I'm an idiot*...
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