My local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars day on May 4th with an Anakin special.
It’s an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.
If you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard tonight...
watch out for the revenge of the fifth.
I tried to come up with a Star Wars Day joke...
but they all just felt forced.
What did the Jedi Knight say to the proctologist?
“These aren’t the ‘roids you’re looking for.”
Happy Star Wars day!
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