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Stand Up Routine Jokes

I did my first stand up routine in Chernobyl last night

I got glowing reviews

I was at a comedy club in Russia last month and saw a decent stand up routine making fun of Putin.

I didn't love the guy's jokes, but he had a great execution.

I was practicing my stand up routine naked in the window the other day.

And the people outside were pointing and laughing and phoning their friends so, my jokes must be really good.

I recently timed my current stand up routine and it's about 10 minutes long.

Thanks arthritis

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A joke I heard on a stand up routine.

My friend has a four year old daughter and incidentally she is the funniest person you'll ever meet. One day she came home from school and I was over at his house so I asked her "hey, how was school today?" And she responded "okay. But Becky hit me in the balls with a football."

Now she has...

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