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Stand Off Jokes

What did the y say in the final stand off during the Battle of the vowels of and Consontants?

‘We’re not so different, u and I’

Four people were involved in a stand off where they all shot and killed eachother.

It was a four gun conclusion.

If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs...

In the end, there can only be Juan.

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[long] A pregnant woman was standing in line at a bank.

All of a sudden a masked man bursts through the front door waving a gun wildly around. He shouts that he is robbing the bank and that everyone in it is now his hostages. The police soon arrive and in the ensuing stand off shots were exchanged from both sides, the woman was struck three times in her ...

This is now the longest government shut down in US History. In lighter news, if seeing who will crack first on the border wall is prolonging it, then this shut down truly is...

a Mexican stand off.

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.

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