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What did the y say in the final stand off during the Battle of the vowels of and Consontants?

‘We’re not so different, u and I’

Four people were involved in a stand off where they all shot and killed eachother.

It was a four gun conclusion.

If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs...

In the end, there can only be Juan.

This is now the longest government shut down in US History. In lighter news, if seeing who will crack first on the border wall is prolonging it, then this shut down truly is...

a Mexican stand off.

What do you call a shy Hispanic man at a cowboy themed party?

A Mexican stand off.
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