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Stable Genius Jokes

Nothing says stable genius like...

A degree in equine sciences.

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I finally get why Trump considers himself a stable genius.

Because he’s the best at shoveling horse shit.

I wonder if when Trump said he was a stable genius he was referring to knowing a lot about horses...

Cause he's not very smart.

Some people say the president acts like a horse in a hospital...

But what they don't realize is that to make a stable out of a hospital, you'd have to be a stable genius.

My farmer friend claims one of his horses can do math using its hooves.

It is a stable genius.

What do you call a horse that can read, write and tell jokes?

A stable genius.

What do you call a helium balloon shaped like Albert Einstein?

A stable genius.... (original)

TIL Donald Trump personally built the barn for his daughters horses, and apparently he did a better job than most professional barn raisers do.

Guess you could say that makes him a stable Genius.

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What do you call someone who can shovel out horse shit faster than anyone?

A stable genius.

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