Bob the scouser goes on a driving tour of the US, and on his travels comes across a Navajo reservation advertising "The world famous memory man - ask any question and he will know the answer"
Bob goes up to the edge of the canyon and finds a tribal elder sitting cross legged watching the suns...
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What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?
One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.
The other is the bible.
Three men arrive at the pearly gates of heaven (NSFW, LONG, I don’t know how to do the tag things)
St John comes out and says to the men, “Heaven has become too full, as such we’re only taking in people who had tragic deaths.” He turns to the first man and says, “How did you die then?” “Well I knew my wife was having an affair,” the fist man begins, “and I came home to find her lying naked on ...
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A friend of mine has Two Tickets for the 2016 Ryder Cup
They are Premier Box Seats plus Airfares and 5* Hotel All Inclusive Accommodation.
He didn't realize when he bought them, that this is the same day as his Wedding Day.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it'...
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