(all spoken parts to be told in a heavy French accent)
A French man and his young son are on a short spring holiday in the Bois de Boulogne, a very large and beautiful park in Paris.
"Papa papa let's go play in the woods!"
The French man is sitting at a table in the garden w...
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Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there...
Why cant you trust math teachers in the spring time?
Because they'll always play matrix on you.
Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?
Because he hates MayWeather
What's the best time to use a trampoline?
Spring time.
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