Spring Time Jokes - 4 Hilarious Spring Time Jokes

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Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there...

Why cant you trust math teachers in the spring time?

Because they'll always play matrix on you.

Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?

Because he hates MayWeather

What's the best time to use a trampoline?

Spring time.

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