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Date a girl for a year that’s a relationship

Date a girl for a month and that’s a Spotify premium free trial

How not to forget your girlfriend’s birthday gift. Ever.

BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!

GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?

BF: No, it’s for your birthday every year!

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